sharkodactyl:

i was reading a comic and a lawnmower started outside and i reached to turn the volume up. on the comic. that i was reading.

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

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helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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