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ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

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hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

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saitin:

me when i cum 

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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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boys-and-suicide:

Parents need to learn yelling at their kids does not do anything but leave scars on them. If you have a problem you sit down and talk like civil human beings. Yelling gets you nowhere. Please remember that for all you future parents. Be the change.

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redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

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The hardest thing about depression is that it is addictive. It begins to feel uncomfortable not to be depressed. You feel guilty for feeling happy.

Pete Wentz (via i-m-i-r-r-e-l-e-v-a-n-t)
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Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

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nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

Holy fucking shitballs my life in a sentence

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

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